... And it's not a finger, a toe, an arm, or a leg.
So I went out for a bite to eat with Cindy today. Actually, I had already eaten dinner. But Cindy was going to skip dinner so I insisted that she eat and I went to meet up with her and ate a second dinner. Maybe I shouldn't have because...
After dinner she thrust upon me what felt like a long, black, rubbery appendage. It was BIG. Like it was LONG and WIDE at the same time... At least along with it was some gooey liquid. That helps take care of the sting.
She also gave me uhm... a longish item with a hook on the end leading to an egg-shaped bubble. Hmmmm....
OK. So Apparently... It still has batteries in it!
I also received what feels like a round, flexible object about an inch in diamater kind of like a ring.... What the heck would she do with THAT?????
Theres a long, bullet-shaped item, but unfortunately it seems impotent. I guess it must be getting a little too old.
Ok this is SO wrong. I hope no one digs around in the trunk of my car.
CINDY YOU BETTER COME BACK ALIVE!!!!