... And it's not a finger, a toe, an arm, or a leg.
So I went out for a bite to eat with Cindy today. Actually, I had already eaten dinner. But Cindy was going to skip dinner so I insisted that she eat and I went to meet up with her and ate a second dinner. Maybe I shouldn't have because...
After dinner she thrust upon me what felt like a long, black, rubbery appendage. It was BIG. Like it was LONG and WIDE at the same time... At least along with it was some gooey liquid. That helps take care of the sting.
She also gave me uhm... a longish item with a hook on the end leading to an egg-shaped bubble. Hmmmm....
OK. So Apparently... It still has batteries in it!
I also received what feels like a round, flexible object about an inch in diamater kind of like a ring.... What the heck would she do with THAT?????
Theres a long, bullet-shaped item, but unfortunately it seems impotent. I guess it must be getting a little too old.
Ok this is SO wrong. I hope no one digs around in the trunk of my car.
CINDY YOU BETTER COME BACK ALIVE!!!!
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Lucky for you, arms and legs are limbs and not appendages. So you don't have to feel TOO intimidated. And you guessed the colors all wrong. :)
I want you to open your trunk, take a picture, and post it. This is unbelievable!!!
What's so unbelievable about it? I'm a considerate daughter, damn it.
I didn't purchase any of those things! I don't even use them. Now with that cleared up, I'd told James if he wants to line everything up, stand them all up on a counter and take a picture, to go ahead.
THis is too funny! Man, if I pass away my lil sis already knows to go through all my crap first. I have mags in the bathroom, under the bed and in drawers, S&M stuff, DVD, cute outfits, VHS and toys all over my apartment. My family would flip if the bumped into this stuff. But heck by that time I am in heaven watching and probably getting a good chuckle!
Lol, if I'm going to go digging through those bags there are certain items in there that I'm not going to touch! :P.
Its a good thing its in a double bag cuz i realized that when i raised/lowered the top this morning my trunk automatically tilts open. I'm not sure if you can see to the contents though, but that would be funny if someone got a glimpse of a big schlong in my trunk every morning.
oh, I totally vote for pics on this.
and mister,.. once you go black, you never go back...
since neither Jordan and I are with black guys, we've apparently never gone black. Hmm.
'course that's just what they say....
n stuff....
*I* wouldn't know... probably.
what about you, James?
I can always send you some sterile gloves from the hospital if you're afraid to touch the toys & "stuff".
Who went black?????? They ARE bigger, ya know? Only speaking from a health professionals viewpoint, not any personal experience.
I'm not scared to touch the toys but there are a few certain items in there i was told about that i don't want to touch!
What if i opened the bag and took a picture into it? lol.
so, where are the japan pics??!!
JAMES! you are NOT that busy...
come ON.
What about for each day Cindy is gone you can have a "toy of the day" and take a picture and we can guess what it is and what it does!!
Ok Fine! for YOU Jordan I'll post!
See, when you ask for a post I give you one!!! Now I'm going to expect the same from you! Hah!
Flat Coke that sounds like a fun idea. I need to find a way to hide the pictures until you click for people who might be reading from work lol. (Namely.. ME! haha)
You can always put NSFW at the top of your blog and then leave a big blank space before they get to TOY #1 photo
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