I took the day off today, and while I was waiting around in the Morning I decided to concentrate on recording the Turd Song. I actually got it done! Well, it's not as well recorded as I like my stuff to be but it's a joke song so I figured being a little lazy is ok. It's short, but sweet! :)
You can download it here! You can right-click "Save-As" to save it to your hard disk if you want.
Yes, that's me singing. Sorry you'll have to put up with my voice cuz I can't find a singer for my music :) Oh well!
I had rearranged the lyrics a little to make it fit the song, so here are the words:
Yo turd, my lovah,
thought you were gone forevah,
but then I turned and whoa mama,
my ass got taken ovah…
(Chorus)
My biggest mistake in my life,
was when i flushed you down away,
How could I have done you that-a-way,
my turd............
my only turd!
(Repeat)
Just in case someone tries to steal or sell our work (lol), this music is (C) Cindy and James 2007. :)
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Why did you take the day off? Are you ok?
I pressed download and it went and dowlaoded somewhere on my works computer and I can't find it. Haha! But I heard it in person and thought it was SUPER cool! Cindy is going to love it! Let us know what she says about her VM.
Oh my gosh. I actually like your voice and instruments you are playing, even the notes are cool, but the lyrics are a little um...off???????
Hi Vanessa,
I'm good :) Took the day off to hace fun! (Well you know about it already now haha)
Flat coke -- Thanks! Hahah, well what can I say? Cindy wrote some interesting lyrics didn't she!??!
omg James... how funny!! You so need to youtube this!!
I want a song too! I'll give you a choice of titles:
1. Lost in the FL
2. My ovary hurts
3. Ingrown hairs.. oh oh
4. I need a lover that won't try to kill me...
Lol Jordan. OMG if I take song requests I'm going to get swamped :).
Lost in the FL!! Lol that's awesome!
And no, I dont think i will be singing "My Ovary Hurts" anytime soon ;). However if you would like to come over and sing it I'll do the music for you!
Cindy I have a question. I understand most of the lyrics to this song, but what is "My ass got taken ovah" supposed to mean and how does it tie in to "I turned around and whoa momma?"
Oh BTW if I Youtube it I need some Bikini-Clad women to be in the music video ;) Any volunteers ladies!?!?!
and why would we be wearing bikinis in a turd video??
I don't usually wear a bikini when I'm taking a dump, do you?
Haven't you people watched MTV music videos? It doesnt matter what the song is about! You always gotta have hot babes dressed in bikinis! That's what sells!
Wow, now you gave me the idea to have pictures / videos of girls sitting on the can for the video haha! That would be funny!!!
well, can you imagine what we would need if you chose to make a FL song??!
I volunteer FlatAmanda for that one!
O-hoh!!! Maybe I *WILL* make the FL song after all!!!
You know what... Vanessa had pretty good FL song hahahaha......
Jordan volunteers ME for the FL song? I think whoever brought up the subject of FL in the first place needs to demonstrate in a video. Hmmmm....wonder who THAT was???
james.
it was james
Oooh I think I'm going to have to go with flat coke here. Ok Jordan, you're volunteered for the FL Video.
We'll fly you out here for the video. We'll even provide you with food (Sushi!) and whatever amenities your FL might need to feel comfortable.
Don't by shy. People will love it! You'll be FAMOUS!
I'm so glad I knew Jordan BEFORE she got famous. I hope she remembers the little people.
I haven't read much of this blog since I've been back; I looked through some posts, tho. I figured I'd comment here, since it's the latest post.
1.) Re the photo of the rubber wanker, *shrug* I suppose that's what happens when I give you permission to photograph and post it, except you failed to mention the caveat that I did not buy any of the contents of the bag, and I don't use any of them, either. I had that in your comment when I gave you permission, but it looks like Bat didn't read it.
2.) Re Bat's comment about the wanker overkill on the small girl, I've dated a guy with a real one close to that size, if not that size exactly, and it's take-able. It's a very good thing, actually. I didn't use to believe that "size matters" until him. Kept me going back for awhile.
3.) It took Jordan 2 hours to convince James to post that photo? Despite the fact that I'd posted permission on this very blog? James, you are a good friend. JORDAN, on the other hand...
4.) I've noticed that James continuously gives me credit for the Turd Song, even calling the file "Cindy's Turd Song." Thanks for the acknowledgement. :) I'd hate for someone else to lay claims to turds that I gave birth to.
5.) I did not know when I heard the voice mail that THIS is the song that was being sung! I took a glance at your blog and then I had to listen to the voice mail again! And then I said, "James set my turd rap to country ballad music?"
6.) Vanessa, what I said about the vm was before I knew it was the turd song (it didn't come across well on vm), all I understood was "Hey Cindy, this is James, welcome back to the States! I'm gonna play you a preview of a song that got really famous since you left for China!" So I'd texted James with, "Famous? Don't forget us li'l ppl." And then I saw this post, and, "OoooooOOOOOOOoh."
7.) James - I can sing it, it's my pitch. I found that out when it was STUCK IN MY HEAD for like all of Saturday after I relistened to the voice mail.
8.) My ass got taken over means that you think your turd's gone and flushed, and you're sitting there (on the toilet) sadly regretting flushing such a beautiful piece of work, and then all of a sudden you get this overwhelming urge in your butt again and you turn and look in the can and WHOA, your butt got refilled and re-emptied with a lot more turds! Aren't you glad you asked? But I thought it was self-explanatory.
Yes!! I'm good! Jordan is Evil!!! :) That's what I've been trying to say!
Hahaha I love it that the song got stuck in your head!!!! It was in my head a lot too and i would just break out singing it randomly at night haha.
Thanks for explaining "My ass got taken over" because I had NO idea what it meant! It was driving me nuts :)
he told me you gave him permission.. I was just trying to convince him that you really meant it... i was testing him actually, because I didn't think he'd do it
So Jordan, are you saying James FAILED the friendship test? That he had revealed himself to be a BAD FRIEND?!
Oh you two are evil. Individually you two are already a challenge to handle. Together.... OMG.
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